"Just Sit On It!" Campaign to Capture Women Voters
(updated June 15, 2008)
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Corral Women Voters Evidence from an unidentified source and leaked Obama campaign memorandums have confirmed that Senator Obama's campaign is intensifying their program to corral the female vote. Reportedly, a huge number of female Clinton supporters are opting out of the Democratic Party after a very contentious primary contest in which Senator Obama and the Democratic National Committee (DNC) stood by while sexism was used to repeatedly diminish Senator Clinton, among other things. |
 Just Sit On It! |
The campaign slogans that have been suggested include "Just Sit on It" and "Yes, We Can Can the Can."
In one memo, David Axelrod states "I think there may be only one way we can assure women that we are on their side. We must develop a strategy to woo women voters, and we won't be able to do it by appealing to so-called 'security moms,' since our guy is currently going up against a certified patriot." Axelrod goes on to say "In the name of truly compassionate liberalism, I am going to propose that Senator Obama immediately introduce federal legislation for a law that makes it a Class C Misdemeanor for a man to stand and pee into a toilet within any residential dwelling occupied by one or more females."
