Today we honor Irving B. Kahn: the inventor of Obama’s brain, I mean the teleprompter

Today I would like to honor Irving B. Kahn, the inventor of the Teleprompter, also known as, Obama’s brain.

 

Irving B. Kahn, inventor of Obama’s brain

 

It was the mid 1950’s and the story goes that Kahn just kind of stumbled upon the idea while working on a project for the U.S. Army.  It wasn’t a military project; he was trying to come up with a way to make persuasive presentations to visiting Congressmen. 

 

When the teleprompter was brought into the tv newsroom, it was such a huge success, that Kahn formed the TelePrompTer Company.  In 1972, he lost control of the company and founded Broadband Communications. 

 

We do not know if Mr. Kahn, who died in 1994, was fully aware of the fact that he was the creator of the brain of the 44th President of the United States! 

  

Obama and his Brain

 

No wonder Mr. Obama could not wean himself from his teleprompter! Without it, he is missing a vital organ, namely his brain.  What kind of President has no brain?  I mean, it’s just like a cigarette: once you’re hooked it’s hard to quit.

 

I certainly shudder at the thought of the teleprompter going missing in the middle of a crisis.  When that 3 am phone call comes in, that teleprompter better be up and running.  What kind of President can make a crisis decision without his teleprompter, uh, I mean brain?

 

If you want see what a mess this country would be in if Mr. President wakes up at 3 am and that red phone is ringing, just watch the following video, and shudder. And get down on your knees and give thanks for Irving B. Kahn; may he rest in peace knowing he has saved our country from having a President with no brain.